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To Resurrect A Blog

Inconsistency kills a blog. If you're not nurturing it, you're strangling it.

My goal is to keep these "breakdowns" consistent from here with the hopes of making my parents smile and my brother to acknowledge my existence.

So, with that said. Consider this video to be blog CPR. Which is weird to think about.

I get to work at CLIMB Works Canopy, an extreme zipline tour and high adventure company. We've quickly become the #1 attraction in all of Tennessee, which is surprisingly hard to do I think. And right now we're giving away 100 FREE PASSES! This is our new video to promote our winter tours:

The Blog Your Blog Could Smell Like

Hello, everyone.

Look at your keyboard.

Now back to the screen.

Now back at your keyboard.

Now back to the screen.

Sadly, it isn’t the screen.

But if you stopped wasting your time and got back to your homework, you would probably get a lot done.

Look down.

Back up.

Where are you?

You’re in the same chair with no one but yourself.

What’s in your hand?

Back at the screen.

You have it.

It’s a computer mouse you could use to leave this blog.

The computer mouse is not diamonds.

Anything is possible when you’re still procrastinating on your homework.

I’m on a horse.

The Solution to Depression

I might have just found the solution to a good day.....

And you're welcome.

The Most Impressive Toilet Ever

Now that's a job well done.

Reality Checkpoint: The Stages of Studying

I have an exam in exactly one week.

7 - To balance out the low grade I got on the first test, I’m gonna study each day for just one hour. I can do this. Wait, Glee comes on tonight. I’ll push it to tomorrow. That’s still six whole days of good study right there.

6 – So tired. Nope, not happening.

5 – Pumpkin carving with the roomies! Heeyyy oohh!

4 – Okay, seriously. I need to study today. I’m gonna spend most of the day thinking about studying. No motivaish.

3 – Holy cow, have you been outside today?! Hammock. Subway. Bestie. Best Day Ever.

2 – Today, I got on StudyBlue.com and didn’t see one single study guide posted. Seriously? Dumb.

1 – Library. All night. Facebook. All night. Back to my apartment to lie down. I’ll get up around 4am to look at this.

5 mins – I’m so screwed.

(Just realized I wrote this as a girl. Talent, people.)

I support this.

I'm looking forward to getting one of these brown wristbands.