"The name's Bond. James Bond." -James Bond, Any Bond movie ever
You are the international spy who gets all the chicks and all the bad guys. You receive a letter in the mail saying you are being honored at the annual International Spy of the Decade awards ceremony. You show up at the ceremony only to find out that it is not, in fact, the International Spy of the Decade awards ceremony, but that you are at the Future Evil Villians of the World annual conference. This is when you take off your name tag and stop introducing yourself. Man, those evil villians really tricked you.
"Luke......I am your father." -Darth Vader, Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
So, you are at this really huge party. And by huge party I mean a party for body builders, extreme fighters, professional wrestlers, etc. You are just hanging out talking to Chyna arguing about how the original Star Wars trilogy is way better than the new one with Hayden Christensen (who is the worst actor of all time). You then quote Darth Vader's famous line: "Luke, I am your father." All of sudden, a monster in a unitard behind you picks you up and launches you against the neighbor's tetherball pole. You find out later that his name is Luke and that his father left him as an infant and never paid child support. Geeze, bad timing.
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