"Here's looking at you, kid." -Rick Blaine, Casablanca
You are enjoying a lovely outing with your young family at the local park. It is a beautiful, sunny November afternoon and you could not be happier. You’re joyful whistling the tune of your favorite movie, Casablanca, as you watch your four year old son climb around the hard plastic play-structure that resembles a pirate ship. Since it is late November, your beard is in full-effect thanks to “No Shave November.” Also, it is laundry day so you were forced to put on your old faded jeans, grungy t-shirt, and Member’s Only jacket. You pull out your camera phone to take a picture of your son hanging upside down on the monkey bars to send to your wife when you mutter the famous line from your favorite movie: “Here’s looking at you, kid.” You quickly notice there are several woman close by staring terrified at you. You also notice you look like a pedophile in this moment. You take your son and exit the park. Chaos ensues.
"Nobody calls me yellow!" -Marty McFly, Back to the Future 1,2, & 3
Let's say you are a banana. Then you are a liar.
The End.
(Credits begin to roll. You pick up your jacket and walk out of the theater and try to figure out which way you came in.)
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