The First Annual Croakie Awards (part 2)

The next Croakie for “Classmate of the Year” goes to:

First place: Speaks Up In Class Too Much Girl – You speak up in class too much. Everyone thinks so but at the same time we say,”Thank you” so that we don’t have to speak up. You are opinionated and independent and your grades are probably better than mine.

Second place: Four Name Fraternity Franklin – Your devotion to brotherhood and tradition are more inspiring than a Celine Dion song. You have a last name for a first name. You love eating at Moe’s and I enjoy talking to you about how bad the Titans are. This awards ceremony was named after your favorite article of clothing.

Honorable mention: Slacker Steve – I’m not sure why, but you’re name is usually Steve. You send out mass emails to the entire class for notes about once a week and make the excuse that you got sick. Sorry man, I am out of Scantrons but I will let you borrow the pencil that I am already writing with. So, here’s to you, Steve, go back to sleep.

Tough loss: Tardy Party- You know Daylight Savings time isn’t every day, right?

Honorary Life Member of Croakie Awards: Ultimate Georgia Warrior

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