And the Croakie for “We like you as much as you like you” goes to:
First place: iPod Guy – Never have I seen you without your white earbuds in. Your ability to pay attention to your professor and watch Youtube videos on your iPod touch is inspiring. It’s only 50 feet to your next class, yet you still have to tune up for Soulja Boy Tell Em.
Second place: Intramural Player of the Year – You play every single intramural sport that the university has to offer. After a good play during flag football I heard you say, “Lets' go! We live for this!” and I became sad for you.
Honorable mention: Opinionated Writer at The Daily Beacon – You write for UT's newspaper, The Daily Beacon, because you can't seem to find total satisfaction from journaling your EVERY move on Twitter. Your latest article wasted my time in class and now I have less time to finish the Sudoku. But I'll still read your next article, because I would rather read that than listen to Mr. Borophyl any longer.
Tough Loss: Fake Athlete- Though you’re not a real athlete, you still look like you’ve had a tough practice today. Why don’t you take off your full Adidas wardrobe and hit the showers.
Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our ceremonies. If you fit into one of these categories, please send an email to weirdguywhositsinbackofclass@utk.edu to claim your Croakie Award.
Honorary Life Member of Croakies Awards: Any Current Student or Alumni of Texas A&M University
"How many Aggies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.....Two. One to screw it in, the other to make a tradition out of it."
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